tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52761979501873928002011-04-21T16:58:52.200-05:00Here you will finds the funnies of the world today. Anything weird, ridiculous, or crazy that going on in the world your will find it here. Check out the links and visit some sponsors!zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.comBlogger171100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-8217966517216401482008-01-08T04:58:00.000-06:002008-01-08T18:34:36.106-06:00<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080108/ap_on_fe_st/mexico_hand_glued;_ylt=AsY6IJmSDiveY_tcsCxeWkftiBIF">Boy glues hand to bed to avoid school</a> - A 10-year-old boy dreaded returning to school after Christmas break. Wow I think that heating up my <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">thermometer</span> so it looked like I was sick would have <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">benefited</span> this kid. Man wish I could have told him my childhood secret :0(.<br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080108/ap_on_fe_st/odd_pot_near_police;_ylt=AiI9.rlgkfzVeQNCoDsldW3tiBIF">Dude, the cops will never smell it</a> - <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">OK</span> your just retarded you deserve to get busted sorry.<br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080108/ap_on_fe_st/odd_gambling_arrest;_ylt=Aun0qnMwzdUgrcmOecq3dSbtiBIF" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">'Dice shooter' nabbed after complaining</a> - Dude you lost your <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">money</span> gambling illegal....sure call the cops when your money gets stolen by the guy who you were playing with.<br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080108/ap_on_fe_st/odd_dog_hero;_ylt=As9EdgpuG_OzBFeHi3xNwRIsQE4F">Dog saves boy from fire by biting foot</a> - Very neat story guess some dogs really really love <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">their</span> owners.<br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080108/ap_on_fe_st/odd_name_change_experience;_ylt=AnohyVLWHWjRjbD2nBOaFqTtiBIF">Rapper's name change quite an experience</a> - Next time make your new name "The" ignorant "one".<br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080107/od_nm/viagra_odd_dc">224,000 fake anti-impotence pills seized</a> - 3.5 million worth. Man there is going to be some very mad old dudes out there.<br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080107/od_nm/mob_odd_dc;_ylt=Aqgo2qfafYMII0lfkxxT5x4SH9EA">Car festival mob prompts security revamp</a> - Guys wanting girls to flash them at a family event. Wow smart ones.<br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080107/od_nm/bets_odd_dc;_ylt=AtE7P4ovN71kDNGdqiNSecUSH9EA">Bookies refuse wagers on sex tape number</a> - Bookies are just making people made just let them have the number back. Ex-government minister had his fun so let the number be FREED!!!!<br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080107/od_nm/smoking_odd_dc;_ylt=Ao7mxX2Gw21_ss3UbMq4G2kSH9EA">Tokyo taxis no longer a haven for smokers</a> - It's a small step for non-smokers a giant leap for non-smelling like crap taxis.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-821796651721640148?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-24377323521825827082008-01-06T23:58:00.001-06:002008-01-06T23:59:28.861-06:00<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080106/ap_on_fe_st/odd_moondance_diner;_ylt=AghwWU9Y4X0l6z8_VjTWY1XtiBIF">Snow damages Moondance Diner</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed_photo" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-01-06-pig-paint_N.htm">Va. painting pig battles back against cancer</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-2437732352182582708?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-55407386413493391222008-01-06T07:59:00.000-06:002008-01-06T08:05:08.095-06:00<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080106/ap_on_fe_st/odd_contempt_charge;_ylt=AgqjWbYzh3OmpVYHjRrsoUTtiBIF">S.C. court upholds nasty note ruling</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080106/ap_on_fe_st/odd_ninja_bandit;_ylt=AuTc1vHm0UUhB.vZ3iV3jdLtiBIF">Another score for NYC's 'Ninja Bandit'?</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080105/ap_on_fe_st/odd_elderly_speeder;_ylt=Ah2OqhPPrakt1UZ4wu_AcHrtiBIF" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">Man, 85, clocked at 100 mph in snow, ice</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080105/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bike_trail_vandalism;_ylt=Ar96CmMntveE2AwO4Tw_gKLtiBIF">Man accused of making bike trail holes</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-01-06-ninjabandit_N.htm">'Ninja Bandit' suspected of 19th heist</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080105/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hiding_hole;_ylt=AppCeurgiGcQF82059YCBE_tiBIF">Speeder hides by burrowing into ground</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/discoveries/2008-01-06-singapore-monkeysex_N.htm">Study: Monkeys 'pay' for sex by grooming</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080103/od_nm/lacoste_odd_dc;_ylt=AsyH._.y86lQ3MQQa1Hcc6jtiBIF">Dentists win Lacoste crocodile logo battle</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-01-02-PennsylvaniaBaby-me_N.htm">Penn. couple has hospital's 1st baby of year - again</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-01-01-riches-returned_N.htm">Fast-food worker finds, returns $185,000 </a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080103/od_nm/keywords_dc;_ylt=AmrSds7nzpfhruAOJ5uxIV3tiBIF">"Stock" beats "sex" in keyword searches</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080103/od_nm/prophecies_dc;_ylt=AuXAIx9ykLoG3nPTHY19EvftiBIF">Santeria priests mum on Castro, warn on climate</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed_photo" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-01-01-nyc-polar-bears_N.htm">Hundreds brave New Year's swimming tradition for charity</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080102/od_nm/rollercoaster_dc;_ylt=As0Fjqob.QJdaN9rkKyO9wbtiBIF">Roller coaster makes unscheduled New Year stop</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080102/od_nm/sex_dc;_ylt=ApeiNyrdhAY4vxc4OrdwTdLtiBIF">Hostess jailed for hanky-panky blackmail</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080104/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_driver;_ylt=AvoBW815K0OrTxj7WmTYIVPtiBIF">Tough Canadian street-racing law nabs 85-year-old</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080104/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_japan_pet_allowance;_ylt=AmvGs9dv0UAjwDMRLdYhrl3tiBIF">Japan firm offers "family allowances" to pet owners</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080104/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_emigrant;_ylt=AuEpDCPyfgaA94iPZggIehntiBIF">102-year-old heads for New Zealand</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080104/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_russia_fishermen;_ylt=As.4PGCRVwPixWOCZAv9NCbtiBIF">Russians rescued after missing for 3 months</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080104/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_japan_prisons_elderly;_ylt=Ajrsz1Zn.3YrDrhUchvh45XtiBIF">Japan's elderly inmates to get barrier-free jails</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080105/ap_on_fe_st/odd_stuck_in_canoe;_ylt=AqefZIRZVa5FV.wxgtugZC_tiBIF">Woman, dog get stranded in canoe on pond</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080105/ap_on_fe_st/odd_elderly_voter;_ylt=Ai3NFBJES5SysL7xii.wrintiBIF">Chicago woman, 114, registers to vote</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080105/ap_on_fe_st/odd_piggy_bank_robbery;_ylt=AlALvjeabikjTLTwlmSXfpDtiBIF">Police: Man took $20 in kid's piggy bank</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080105/ap_on_fe_st/odd_burglar_ransom;_ylt=ApXioQ1lACtuVfy1euqGcI_tiBIF">Burglar demands ransom, forgets details</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080104/ap_on_fe_st/odd_stuck_in_elevator;_ylt=Ajl9ad5p.QfZ85m8LiGxUWXtiBIF">Women get stuck in elevator for 2 days</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_restaurant_no_children;_ylt=Ai3y61SE0_cWLhtlIDg.76jtiBIF">Disney World restaurant bans children</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080104/od_nm/britain_motorist_dc;_ylt=AgURJA6_ygEfBEBcEZPdJ80SH9EA">Motorist banned after driving 10 mph on motorway</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-5540738641349339122?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-38717963783117062702007-12-31T00:00:00.000-06:002007-12-31T00:03:05.107-06:00<a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071230/ap_on_fe_st/brazil_jellyfish;_ylt=An.GPF7OxuPZ30cE2b59pOTtiBIF">Hundreds stung by jellyfish in Brazil</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071230/ap_on_fe_st/odd_confetti_wishes;_ylt=AiuyCwbQhmjFkQrG6gv7EpvtiBIF">Times Square confetti to carry messages</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071231/ap_on_fe_st/odd_trash_man;_ylt=AiTJ9IHQZ7ZGEVIm_Zcr20jtiBIF">Calif. man saves year's-worth of trash</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-12-29-fake-essay_N.htm">Girl loses Hannah Montana tickets for lying</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-12-30-waitress_N.htm">Man leaves $50,000, car to waitress</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071230/od_nm/year_dc">"Holy smoke" in nunnery tops 2007 weird news</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-3871796378311706270?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-90352776571996763182007-12-29T23:56:00.000-06:002007-12-29T23:59:41.489-06:00<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071229/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wealthy_dogs;_ylt=AgBIvzCCwGw6lZBYXXUc6QrtiBIF">3 Md. dogs enjoy $800,000 inheritance</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071230/ap_on_fe_st/odd_gps_arrest;_ylt=AhwPfW3SbANPZItyYsIOisDtiBIF" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">Police: Stolen GPS unit leads to arrest</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071229/ap_on_fe_st/odd_kiddie_grinches;_ylt=Apo4AMhyeyZTZzEvlQLsiiHtiBIF">Kids blamed in Christmas Eve theft</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071229/ap_on_fe_st/odd_posthumous_tip;_ylt=ArmoQuZn5tMVuOnw6aeaFFHtiBIF" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">Man leaves $50,000, car to waitress</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071230/ap_on_fe_st/odd_ring_returned;_ylt=Ar3b0U5q9zBQaXcBFSyHedrtiBIF">Woman loses ring in fudge, gets it back</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071228/od_nm/missfrance_dc">Miss France keeps crown after photo controversy</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071227/od_nm/lottery_dc;_ylt=AgvjjK6XCbr7sZSSF8D_j34SH9EA">Student wins lottery, leaves school</a><br /><br /><a title="Man Commits Crime to Escape Nagging Wife" href="http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/12/29/man-commits-crime-to-escape-nagging-wife/">Man Commits Crime to Escape Nagging Wife</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-9035277657199676318?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-38244832182412683402007-12-28T12:58:00.000-06:002007-12-28T13:03:12.587-06:00<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071228/ap_on_fe_st/japan_hello_kitty_for_men;_ylt=Arxn5Dsf9Bf7A7xsw47_qj_tiBIF">Hello Kitty turns attention to young men</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071228/ap_on_fe_st/odd_fake_car_theft;_ylt=An4AS4lEWvT_V9kV2dj745ztiBIF">Man accused of pushing car off mountain</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071228/ap_on_fe_st/australia_bogus_santa;_ylt=Ar1JBxmfVhYfhqQbBD1AjsbtiBIF">Thief, not Santa, found stuck in chimney</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071227/ap_on_fe_st/odd_forgotten_furs;_ylt=ArkEmjybZ5SscetlalggEwrtiBIF">Furs found after 30 years in storage</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071228/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hero_dog;_ylt=Aj5e0AvgM2jvSK70lHCzLUjtiBIF">Chihuahua helps police find suspect</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071226/od_nm/hummer_dc;_ylt=Ah5JSQMmPaHWU5h.ydqZ.WftiBIF">Go ahead, egg my Hummer</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071226/od_nm/crash_studio_dc;_ylt=Aulv2fiXIpsJkhGUQ2QW4FbtiBIF">Breaking news! Driver crashes into newscast</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071227/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_newzealand_cracker;_ylt=AuXRUnJIKKCCxMJ6SgdwM13tiBIF">A far from cracking surprise - a dead mouse</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071227/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_china_liquor_ban;_ylt=Al66iuOs0LE8iHbhJKdSL5TtiBIF">Chinese liquor firms fight ban on boozy lunches</a><br /><br /><a href="javascript:void(window.open(" _ylt="ApSRWEWCoa8e4OMOHj_36KftiBIF?ch=4226713&amp;cl=5679071&amp;lang=en','playerWindow','width=793,height=608,scrollbars=no'));&quot;">Screwdriver in head</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed_photo" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-12-26-bush-calendars_N.htm">Bush's days are numbered in 'Office' calendar</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-12-28-georgiabeer_N.htm">Georgia brewheisters steal 2,600 cases of beer</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-12-27-tater-tot-blaze_N.htm">Tater Tots start blaze in Idaho firehouse</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-3824483218241268340?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-92111341543290243032007-12-25T01:05:00.000-06:002007-12-25T01:10:00.639-06:00<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071225/ap_on_fe_st/odd_surprise_wedding;_ylt=AgIcqzFXgWqVzqftOizRGWztiBIF">Woman gets surprise wedding for Xmas</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071224/ap_on_fe_st/reading_the_spleens;_ylt=AqKIrCXY9VF5bFr7z_bYujTtiBIF" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">N.D. farmer forecasts via pig spleens</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071224/ap_on_re_us/odd_kettle_coin;_ylt=Al0TbkARssu8IS6Oi6VmG1XtiBIF">Platinum coin finds way to Salvation Army</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071224/ap_on_fe_st/odd_salvation_army1;_ylt=ApQJMvasuPF3FyaR.Fkp7jbtiBIF">Donor drops $1,000 into red kettle</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071224/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_soccer_maradona_iran;_ylt=AgwZAhWiEenrctaBkc6p_6.dk3QF">Maradona wants to meet Iranian president</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071225/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_malaysia_referee">Malaysian referee pulls out red card then a gun</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071224/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_christmas_usa_money;_ylt=AjKiU7qs7J93doaGMmL4qtOdk3QF">Brothers hand out Christmas cash at New York mall</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-12-24-drunken-santas_N.htm">Drunk Santas go on rampage in New Zealand</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-9211134154329024303?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-20959119644258703062007-12-24T02:07:00.000-06:002007-12-24T02:09:45.273-06:00<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071223/ap_on_fe_st/odd_gps_jesus;_ylt=AvbfpeWDMyFn1Ky1uNNBjbTtiBIF">Baby Jesus statue gets GPS for Christmas</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071223/ap_on_fe_st/odd_fake_lottery_ticket;_ylt=AoUdOZz1PEiy7gKNMbtMnELtiBIF" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">Single mom duped by fake lottery ticket</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-12-22-coin-purchase_N.htm">Ind. man buys new pickup with loose change</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2007-12-22-ancientdna_N.htm">Egypt's mummy researchers waiting on DNA</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071224/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_korea_feud">Feuding Korean clans end 400-year fight over graves</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_spain_elgordo;_ylt=AlcoOfiE9MOZY2VYQ21ZVPqdk3QF">Spain's "El Gordo" lottery awards over 1.6 bln pounds</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_china_pandas_dog;_ylt=As1vCxsRhtHHDYjvJm6PlsOdk3QF">Chinese police dog may teach pandas to fight</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-2095911964425870306?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-30338373184217087752007-12-23T01:38:00.000-06:002007-12-23T03:40:45.977-06:00<a href="http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/12/chinese-teen-bu.html">Chinese Teen Burns Classmate, Blames World Of Warcraft</a>- Check out the comments<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071222/ap_on_fe_st/odd_crucified_santa;_ylt=AuYwAZZwSHBXXnBGSBxkUU7tiBIF">Santa on cross protests commercialism</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071222/ap_on_fe_st/odd_lsu_trial_date;_ylt=AmQ0SQXsvrmzawbWHGUDxXftiBIF">Trial delayed due to LSU-Ohio St. game</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071222/ap_on_fe_st/odd_japan_clean_at_home_suit;_ylt=AurnZr80Jf1_6hrEq7Xd4y7tiBIF">Shower-ready suit to go on sale in Japan</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071221/od_nm/harper_dalailama_odd_dc;_ylt=AuFnCCh5H6Mm1xHL2JRMIdcSH9EA">Dalai Lama "is not a call girl"</a><br /><br /><a title="Permanent Link: 10-Year Chinese Haunting Finally Debunked" href="http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/12/22/10-year-chinese-haunting-finally-debunked/" rel="bookmark">10-Year Chinese Haunting Finally Debunked</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/10/25/vietnamese-government-loses-8000000-to-football-bets/" target="_blank">Vietnamese Government loses $8,000,000 to Football Bets</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-3033837318421708775?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-80961176211810730372007-12-22T00:41:00.000-06:002007-12-22T00:46:45.947-06:00<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071222/ap_on_fe_st/odd_christmas_gift_stabbing;_ylt=Auhpjc3_1nAdU29uzmbMF6vtiBIF">Woman allegedly stabs husband over gift</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071222/ap_on_fe_st/odd_religious_lawsuit;_ylt=AmjRVn55hznlStZG54XCObbtiBIF">Inmate says he needs Thor's hammer, drum</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071222/ap_on_fe_st/odd_ax_attack;_ylt=AkoNnC4ALscDecAmL.p7l6vtiBIF" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">Naked man arrested after ax attack</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071222/ap_on_fe_st/odd_apologetic_robber;_ylt=AjZLSEGxloCFa6P7g4gslfHtiBIF" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">Robber leaves note: 'Sorry, wrong house'</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071221/ap_on_fe_st/odd_quads_meet_quads;_ylt=AgnBV.A9I_ddwgTidLHiAYXtiBIF">Quads see newborn quads at Ohio hospital</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071220/od_nm/funeralhome_odd_dc;_ylt=AvIpe446l8NUm37PXZxpuDPtiBIF">Funeral director charged with ashes fraud</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071220/od_nm/china_grinch1_dc;_ylt=Anf5_xbr2swKNyb8Na7kfXLtiBIF">How the Grinch stole China city's Christmas trees</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071219/od_nm/toilets_dc;_ylt=ApzxEIkZSOA.ggjE.cYhqgLtiBIF">100 arrested for not having toilets</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071219/od_nm/magnacarta_odd_dc;_ylt=AjOPorpSYv9tLX.TEAnqJtbtiBIF">Magna Carta fetches $21.3 million at Sotheby's auction</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/od_nm/quotes_odd_dc;_ylt=AsNCjfrqYC7hMiJLjkPGfI_tiBIF">"Don't Tase Me, Bro" tops '07 memorable quote list</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071221/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_myths;_ylt=AlKysJ2s_n2PRnEkYSfshNDtiBIF">Seven great "medical myths" revealed</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071221/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_harper_dalailama;_ylt=AoOZdqC27z8IVkXJNzKsVrjtiBIF">Canada's PM says Dalai Lama "not a call girl"</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071221/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_ufo;_ylt=Aolp5xQ5ILATfxaZFt5CVlftiBIF">UFO debate invades Japanese politicians' space</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071220/od_nm/serbia_grenades_dc;_ylt=AocLQ9FBLqovAzUSl0gBeNASH9EA">Should we go back for those, Sarge?</a><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071221/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_ufo;_ylt=Aolp5xQ5ILATfxaZFt5CVlftiBIF"> </a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071220/od_nm/israel_passport_dc;_ylt=Av0MN9UX0UJQJDiFf_cuV1YSH9EA">Passport office in need of spellcheck</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071219/od_nm/survey_dc;_ylt=Ak9wFtFQ51U1eBLhrkvPURsSH9EA">Even CEOs think CEOs are overpaid?</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071218/od_nm/brazil_santa1_dc;_ylt=AlxdYwRXyU3LDJ9VgoNPO04SH9EA">Jingle-bang! Santa's chopper shot up over slum</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071218/od_nm/greece_pedestrian_dc;_ylt=Aml8rJZPklJVjbvsZHv7thgSH9EA">Pedestrian charged for walking over car</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071218/od_nm/bikini_odd_dc;_ylt=Ao9q_KEFF6M5yezw89OS69sSH9EA">Itsy-bitsy pink bikini gets serviceman jail</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed_photo" href="http://www.usatoday.com/weather/news/2007-12-18-maine-snowwoman_N.htm">Maine town to build world's tallest snowwoman</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/2007-12-15-hollywoodauction_N.htm">'Terminator 2' skeleton sells for almost $500,000</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-12-15-court-ladiesnight_N.htm">NYC clubs argue ladies' nights are not unfair to men</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-12-20-friday_N.htm">Italian court: Child cannot be named Friday</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/17/lights.irpt/index.html">17,000-bulb indoor Christmas display</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-8096117621181073037?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-67470119550988057892007-12-18T01:53:00.000-06:002007-12-18T01:56:03.631-06:00<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071218/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bank_gift;_ylt=Aop3UECivTegQwW1cp_6yw3tiBIF">N.D. bank giving workers money to donate</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071218/ap_on_fe_st/odd_santa_suit;_ylt=An8kBMcOxnFl83sFObWZRBLtiBIF" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">Dry cleaners on NJ Santa's naughty list</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071217/ap_on_fe_st/odd_coffee_police;_ylt=AhZv0qKJVx.6cJV4Unq9T8DtiBIF">Police reward good drivers with coffee</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071217/ap_on_fe_st/odd_steelers_ashes;_ylt=Aph.GZ87aTMIyqVPqnYf7__tiBIF" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">Widow takes husband's ashes to NFL game</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071217/ap_on_fe_st/odd_elder_grad;_ylt=AkhVwrLpfg.NyRAb4JVz7GbtiBIF">Wis. man graduates college at age 87</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071218/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_chimps_math;_ylt=AvVuDbQFFSkfEJr9hkmB1g_tiBIF">Monkeys and college students as good at mental maths</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071217/od_nm/property_moon1_dc;_ylt=AlutytmEo8McdxcJyO3Uwq0SH9EA">Property bust? Lunar land prices are rocketing</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071217/od_nm/dutch_prostitution1_dc;_ylt=AknUwxGNdU2bL.4yqFABMG0SH9EA">Amsterdam to clean up "Red Light" district</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071214/od_nm/badsanta1_dc;_ylt=AiiQ3h.ewRJRJuzsEYLwTPsSH9EA">Author of nasty letters from Santa sought</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071217/od_afp/belgiumpoliticspeopleoffbeat_071217120703">New Miss Belgium gets Flemish tongues wagging</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071217/lf_afp/lifestyleaustraliamusicanimalsoffbeat_071217210331;_ylt=AicOstURYBfyHrUDxBTFetKgOrgF">Outrage at fishy iPond sound system</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-6747011955098805789?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-91841003950131409602007-12-17T02:25:00.000-06:002007-12-17T02:29:35.371-06:00<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071216/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wedding_skydive;_ylt=AgcizFJ9kmshg8RHkGtIUC3tiBIF">Newlyweds skydive to celebrate</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-12-13-toilet-tale_N.htm">Caught with burglary tools, 2 men 'stall' for story</a><br /><br /><a class="common_hed" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-12-12-mexico-drugsaintbeer_N.htm">Mexican company launches beer in honor of unofficial drug saint</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071217/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_japan_driving;_ylt=AnJZL36Iyz_3r_tcSxu5f_idk3QF">Accident-prone driver caught again at 100</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-9184100395013140960?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-53446296440683612092007-12-16T04:34:00.000-06:002007-12-16T04:40:44.107-06:00<a href="http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/02/16/burglar-mouse-steals-1250/" rel="bookmark">Burglar Mouse steals $1,250</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/02/15/farmers-wife-accidentally-cooks-life-savings/" rel="bookmark">Farmer's wife accidentally cooks life savings</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.weirdasianews.com/2006/10/25/man-sells-son-to-save-his-wife/" rel="bookmark">Man sells son to save his wife</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/01/27/woman-gets-surgery-to-look-like-husbands-dead-wife/" rel="bookmark">Woman gets surgery to look like husbands dead wife</a><br /><br /><a 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href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071215/ap_on_fe_st/odd_cartoon_socks_lawsuit;_ylt=AirEgEgxO.hdonkZHJ43_kDtiBIF" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">Suit over socks costs school $95,000</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071216/ap_on_fe_st/odd_basement_deer;_ylt=AjL.4yokbCWaKt31J_Rx4IDtiBIF">Deer invades basement of Mich. home</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071215/ap_on_fe_st/odd_pink_jail_cells;_ylt=Aucp7qXfuLTogkWQ.i6x5SztiBIF">County jail in Ohio getting painted pink</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1430715820071214">Lovers turn to text message to say it's over</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071212/od_afp/kenyapoliticspeople_071212222106;_ylt=AtQ04fsEaeZw7Zx_sKYEU8KgOrgF">Kenyan first lady slaps official after name mix-up: report</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071216/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bigamy_charge;_ylt=AnQ5PhzhV6PPVDBTn2kHGKk4AIZ4" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">Fla. woman has 10 husbands, charges say</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5276197950187392800-4310359986224234324?l=funniest-news.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12426597527481740640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5276197950187392800.post-11432323612707251272007-12-14T23:49:00.000-06:002007-12-15T06:50:14.356-06:00<a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071215/ap_on_fe_st/odd_christmas_spirit;_ylt=AkuoHlw8H6hoRhAlEjs0h73tiBIF">Dutch cops let man off the 'hook'</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071215/ap_on_fe_st/odd_unhurt_fall;_ylt=AtdearnrZIoDdRSMbGTtAybtiBIF">300-lb man OK after 40-foot shaft fall</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071215/ap_on_fe_st/odd_ladies_nights;_ylt=AmBVD7EQ4ent.pkq6AAPFEHtiBIF" rtext="&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;&#10;">NYC nightclubs defend ladies' nights</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071215/ap_on_fe_st/odd_long_lost_card;_ylt=AljwqZFXV1qdXfJhCaQaczHtiBIF">Christmas card arrives 93 years late</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071214/ap_on_fe_st/odd_fire_chief_arrest;_ylt=Apsk_kB.SHR2RfOEONZhEn7tiBIF">Chief accused of drunk fire truck racing</a><br /><br /><a class="showtt" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071214/ap_on_fe_st/odd_high_priced_parking;_ylt=Antk5bM91V.F15nIafuLpo_tiBIF">Norway parking sticker shock: $148,000</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071213/od_nm/swords_dc;_ylt=AiIfe8pioJF9Kb_sUopY3QLtiBIF">Banning samurai swords</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071213/od_nm/germany_warriors_dc;_ylt=AnagdTg5exkehJm3.ReqL8LtiBIF">China slams German 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Backache? Thank evolution</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071214/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_chile_argentina_pisco;_ylt=AvF3Pmws8I5EY0UTXxgZdXftiBIF">Argentina butts into Chile-Peru liquor dustup</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071214/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_text;_ylt=AlEzoUkEq.J1s4gZ0VeaIcvtiBIF">Lovers turn to text message to say it's over</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071214/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_india_man_dog;_ylt=AtMooRcOu4du73b_uc.i9UTtiBIF">It's news! 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